Overheard in catering. The most insane conversations that have heard the waiters at the tables

Overheard in catering. The most insane conversations that have heard the waiters at the tables

Surprisingly, many quite decorous people who behave decently emphasized in public contracting in the thought "and what others think about me ?!", suddenly forget about the secret of his personal life, as soon as they have a glass of something or something good at the bar.

It is not known whether the trade dress of waiters in all sorts of cafes turns and restaurants in a kind of invisibility cloak, or the majority of visitors are sure that the smiling young men and women are serving drinks, live by the principle of Buddhist monkeys and do not hear evil, but the fact remains. Today we have prepared for you a few stories from Reddit users about the most absurd, strange and crazy talk, which they happened to overhear the tables when he was a waiter.

Cases of bygone days

Overheard in catering. The most insane conversations that have heard the waiters at the tables

"One night at work I had to serve a table, behind which sat a few strange-looking people in white, and when I brought them coffee, then overheard fragment of the phrase:" No, you, you, sir, it was a long time ago, when I was a member of the cult. " Fair? I'm glad I did not hear the entire conversation as a whole, but this case once and for all weaned me to overhear other people's conversations. "

Technically

Overheard in catering. The most insane conversations that have heard the waiters at the tables

"My God, what is wrong with these people? A couple of years ago, I worked in a coffee shop waiter to pay for their studies. Every Friday we have two girls were sitting, and my friend and I overheard their conversation. First emotionally proves the second: "What are you talking about, purely technically not my brother, so that there is nothing wrong, well, think of it, once slept with him," and the other awkwardly lowered her eyes and replied: "But, Jane, my dear, you have the same father! ". Embarrassing happened, yes. "

"B" from the word "polite"

Overheard in catering. The most insane conversations that have heard the waiters at the tables

"I do not know how it will be in the theme, yet the conversation is not overheard, but, in my opinion, pretty funny. She worked as a waitress in a children's cafe, serving the mother and her daughter five years. Suddenly the girl shyly looked at me and said: "Excuse me!". I thought she wanted me to ask something, and even pleasantly surprised that this woman is so polite child. "What would you, little miss?" - I asked with a smile. "No, nothing, I just farted" - the girl replied happily. Politeness our all. "

A professional humor

Overheard in catering. The most insane conversations that have heard the waiters at the tables

"Newbie table with the company of a number of respectable men in suits. Overheard one says: "And then the corpse just picked up and dropped off the table!", And the rest are laughing loudly. I sincerely hope that it was the doctors. "

Bon appetit!

Overheard in catering. The most insane conversations that have heard the waiters at the tables

"So far, removes one of the tables, heard a well-dressed woman at the next table as much as 15 minutes to explain in detail his little son, than the usual dirt differs from the poop."

Family pranks

Overheard in catering. The most insane conversations that have heard the waiters at the tables

"Friday night. For a large family table of 8 people says someone's birthday, perhaps, my grandfather, because that's what he paid for all. He decided to pay by bank transfer, wrote a check, but could not gently poke it into the pocket of the folder where we bring the visitors through. When I approached them with a question: "Excuse me, sir, can you calculate?" He sarcastically turned to his elderly wife, pushed her in the ribs with his elbow and with a smile on his face said loudly: "Too tight, I can not stick, oh, long time since I did not have to say that phrase, yes dear? ". Judging by her face, someone obviously there will be problems. "

Addams Family

Overheard in catering. The most insane conversations that have heard the waiters at the tables

"He worked as a waiter in a posh restaurant in Texas, you know, from the category of those in which wealthy people every year come to celebrate a birthday or wedding anniversary. And then they came. Mother, father, a boy about ten years old and a girl about six years old, all dressed in black. Father and son in suits, the daughter of a black dress, on his mother's hat black ribbon. The authorities require us to once place an order, we periodically approached the guests and asked how they were doing. So, to the question "Do all the good you do, gentlemen?" This Madame sadly said to me: "It's very bad, young man, we just came from a funeral!" I thought in my heart, what I tactless brute that immediately guessed, lowered his eyes and mumbled something like the "My Condolences". "Oh, thank you" - she said, "it's so hard, my eldest son died of his favorite bird, this morning we buried her and decided to remember in your restaurant." I do not even know what to say, they were burying the damn bird!

Overheard in catering. The most insane conversations that have heard the waiters at the tables

By the way, half an hour later they really suffered and I had to listen involuntarily how the nurse girls drink their whiskey and leads men to the house, and the son of hate Mexicans "because they are not human." Future increases Trump! ".