Bugs in the Matrix. Internet users are divided into odd stories about how they once "zaglyuchila" reality
Around the world there is a whole set of all rather absurd conspiracy theories. And if some people firmly believe that Americans on the moon was not that our society is in agony in the tenacious paws Reptilians from the planet Nibiru, or that your wife can not have an orgasm by the fact that its vitality suck insidious energy-saving light bulb, while outside smoothly fly black helicopters, why should other people actually inspired by the movie of the same name does not suggest that objective reality does not exist as such, and we all live in an infinite array of computer.
So, if for a moment still assume that insidious virtual simulation still exists, you wrote it clearly some unshaven Programmer Vasya with a hangover, because the background of the number of all kinds of bugs and lag in our joint reality clearly pales even the most "Fallout: New Vegas".
So today we decided to throw our dear readers some food for thought for you and gathered four rather strange and bizarre stories from Reddit users who tell of how their reality fully zaglyuchila one day.
When your girl does not know who you are
"My name is Jim, and couple of years ago I met a girl named Sarah. I usually returned home from work at night, and I had and have a golden rule: never talk on the cell phone while driving. "
"One night Sarah start phoning me when I was just riding in the car, so I dropped the call and, slowing down at the traffic lights, write SMS with the promise to call her when I'm on the spot. And his promise I have kept. As soon as I drove into the garage, then immediately dialed a familiar number. Long tube has not been removed, and in some cases six or seven rings I said sleepy and irritable female voice. "
"On my greeting and the question of what she wanted from me a couple of hours earlier, the girl on the line said that it is really name is Sarah, but no Jim, they do not know her fiance Jason's asleep beside her, and, if I do not stop ringing it at midnight, he would find me and break my face. Several times I rechecked the number even tried to call again, but no one answered, but in the morning I rolled my girl scandal because of the fact that I have not called her the day before. A few months later we broke up, and now she has successfully jumped out to marry a guy named Jason. Coincidence?"
Greetings from the future
"My wife often tells me what's going on in the life of her parents. She had a favorite story about how her father (she is from a Jewish family) a senior friend gave some very rare and very expensive religious book. She mentioned it at every opportunity, and it is already boasting even beginning to annoy me a bit. "
"Once we went to rest in another country, and wandered into a gift shop, just considering any occult garbage, like talismans and amuletikov. And then again she has got an old song about a book her father. I knew the story by heart, so finished the story for her. She looked at me square eyes and asked me how I know. When I said that I heard from her this bike for three hundred times, she was even more nervous and said that the book gave her father just last week, and this is the first time she spoke to me about it. "
"Once I woke up in the middle of the night from thirst and groped on the bedside table in a full bottle of mineral water bed. In general, my hands grow from the same place, where and legs, so sleepy I successfully turned the bottle over. All ferris bed was wet, as if I had just had the best sex of my life. "
"I swore and went to the kitchen for some cloth. When I returned to the bedroom, I was shocked! While on the floor and left a pool of impressive dimensions, lay next to an empty bottle from under the water, and my shirt was wet, though squeezes, ferris bed was dry, like cowards my ex in the Sahara Desert! ".
"Due to the natural topographical cretinism I always travel with a GPS-navigator, especially at night. When I once went on the road, the voice of the navigator said turn left after 200 meters. I have visited several times in the area and did not remember there ever ever had a turn, but the navigator know better. "
"I turned. The road was completely empty, no cars were not beside me. Every one and a half meters were lights, and I could clearly see the new road surface with fresh white markings. Then I suddenly looked at the navigator screen and frightened. According to the map, I'm driving through a dense forest with no road. "
"I drove another three hundred meters, but never saw the exit of the road. As a result, I spit on all SDA rules, turned in quite the wrong place and at all gases pulled back to where you came from. How many then went, this rotation is no longer noticed. As in the "Twilight Zone" went, I promise! ".